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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE
AUGUST 18, 1995
In the August 4 issue, Dykes to Watch Out For #219 was run instead of this one, #218.
Dykes To Watch Out For
another Saturday night
THANKS FOR
DOING THIS, MO.
WHERE ARE
TONI AND I REALLY
THOSE
WHAT TWO?
NEED TO GET A
TWO?
BREAK.
UH...I FORGOT
TO TELL YOU. HARRIET AND ELLEN ARE GOING OUT WITH US.
YOU'RE DOUBLE DATING WITH MY EX AND HER LOVER, THE HUMAN DYNAMO? WELL DON'T! I FEEL LIKE THE PATHETIC MAIDEN AUNT!
HI
HI! EXCUSE MY SUIT. I HAD TO GO RIGHT FROM A VICGIRLS. TORY FUND RECEPTION TO A MEETING OF THE WOMEN I'M GOING TO BEIJING WITH.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE UN CONFERENCE ON WOMEN? HOW EXCITING!
HI, NICE TO SEE MO. YOU, MO. HI, ARE YOU THE RAF BABYSITTER? AEL!
No.
C'MON, LET'S GO!
I'M THE
IF WE DON'T LEAVE
BYE BYE!
DO I HAVE
FRENCH TUTOR.
THIS SECOND, WE'LL MISS THE BEGINNING!
BE GOOD.
A CHOICE?
I HATE THAT!
WAAAH!
HERE
THEY
1995 BY ALISON BECHDEL
LATER THAT EVENING...
THAL A
THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY 789:30
218
I WONDER IF WOMEN ARE HAVING MORE AFFAIRS SINCE THIS MOVIE?
WHY
SHOULD THEY? THE ULTIMATE MESSAGE IS TO
STAY ON THE FARM AND BE
YEAH, BUT STILL... THE AUDIENCE REALLY WANTED HER TO GO OFF WITH CLINT EASTWOOD, DIDN'T You?
CAFE
I DUNNO. I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE. WHY D'YOU CARE? THINKONG OF LEAVING CLARICE AND RAFFI FOR A STRAY PHOTOJOURNALIST?
UM... NO. BUT I AM KIND OF... UH.. AFTRACTED TO SOMEONE. GOD! I ACTUALLY SAID IT! I'M NERVOUS, HARRIET! I NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE!
ARE.
TONI, ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT'S GLORIA, ISN'T IT? HAVE YOU TOLD HER? DOES CLARICE KNOW?
CLARICE, D'YOU EVER WONDER IF YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT RELATIONSHIP? LIKE, MAYBE THERE'S SOME MYSTERIOUS STRANGER OUT THERE WHO'S GONNA COME ALONG AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
I KNOW TONI'S THE RIGHT ONE FORME. BUT I STILL FANTASIZE. DOESN'T EVERYONE CARRY AROUND A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER IN THEIR HEADS?
MAYBE. BUT.. UH... ELLEN! WHAT ARE MEANWHILE, MO HAS A FEW QUESTIONS TOO.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THEY SHOW UP IN YOUR BED?
YOU SAYING? NO, DON'T TELL ME! OH, MAN! DOES HARRIET KNOW?
IS THIS EERILY WILL I REMINISCENT EVER OF TENTH GRADE, HAVE OR WHAT?
A
LIFE?
ARE MY FRIENDS THAT MUCH MORE STABLE AND MATURE THAN 1
AM?
A MARTYR.
ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ONE OF THOSE TORRID SUMMER ROMANCES,
WANTING
Perhaps you'll recognize
THE EIGHT FACES OF INFATUATION
NEEDING
LUSTING
LONGING
HEY.
HEY
I'M Jim
CHEY.
I Miss HIM
PINING
So。。 MUCH.
I KNOW BUT
THAT'S ABSURD. HIM..
You BARELY KNOW
I Do..
HUNGERING
I
DIALING. THEN HANGING UP. JUST TO HEAR HIS VOICE ON THE MACHINE.
Look-
IT WAS FUN.
YOU'RE CUTE. I'LL CALL YOU.. YOU'RE BRUISING MY LEG! GET OFF!
CLINGING
ETHAN GREEN BY Eric Omer.
HOPE NE DOESN'T HAVE CALLERID" (SOTTO VOICE)
EXCUSE ME OFFICER? THIS TRICK WON'T LE OF MY
LEG
DENYING
HE MUST WANT ME.
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